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  <title>And I Carry a Bo Staff</title>
  <subtitle>The Wisdom and Adventures of a Mutant Ninja Turtle</subtitle>
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    <name>i_speak_softly</name>
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  <updated>2013-01-30T02:42:58Z</updated>
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    <title>Sixty-Seventh Theory [Accidental Video]</title>
    <published>2013-01-30T02:42:58Z</published>
    <updated>2013-01-30T02:42:58Z</updated>
    <category term="robert"/>
    <category term="being experimented on"/>
    <category term="mallynapping"/>
    <category term="didn't mean to post this"/>
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    <content type="html">[Turtle Luck runs true to form, and Don crashes shell-first into the full bathtub in the winter room, Robert falling unceremoniously on top of him. The scientist, mildly stunned from the impact, pushes back and breaks the surface with a sputtering sound. Don fights down his panic reaction at being suddenly submerged, and simply sits up in the shallow water. He tries not to bang Robert against the sides of the tub, but the close confines ensure Robert's legs get squashed somewhat as Turtle and human attempt to suddenly coexist in an unforgiving ceramic tub.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="blue"&gt;Don, are... are you a-alright?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="purple"&gt;Yeah. Just -- can you get up?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Robert complies, scrambling out of the tub.] &lt;font color="blue"&gt;What an... unusual place to be returned. Perhaps the rogue Malnosso were... more interested in seeing our reaction to &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; than... "testing" us...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Don coughs, and drags himself out of the water behind his housemate.] &lt;font color="purple"&gt;Typical. Give me a minute to convince my lungs they're fine, and then we can theorize about the Malnosso's motivations all you want.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[As the two talk, neither notices that Don's journal is transmitting video of their awkward return and private conversation.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((Joint post! Don and Robert's conversation will be continued in a thread; feel free to assume your character can hear all of it. Specify who you want to talk to or you may get both. :) ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=i_speak_softly&amp;ditemid=21216" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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