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James Randi is a stage magician who for several years has been offering a million dollar prize to anyone who can demonstrate genuine paranormal abilities. No one has won yet.

((OMG HI. I was just thinking today that your Robert icons would make an adorable human-form Don. ... I'll stop being a creeper now.))