"Certified astrobiologist of the Randi Institute" is a pretty impressive title too. [Being that the best he can call himself is "resident tinkerer of the Manhattan sewers".] And I'm neither.

I'm from New York in the year 2006. [He's both honored and put off by your sudden strong interest in learning about him, so he won't say anything else just yet.]

((Alas, I have no art skills. But I will totally enable you to draw this yourself.))