[He stops short because, Robert, you look ridiculous. Humans are just not built for the water, and adaptive equipment only makes them even more ungainly.]
[The parts of Robert that are sheathed in half-inflated water wings provide a handy distraction from the parts of Robert that aren't covered at all.]
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[He stops short because, Robert, you look ridiculous. Humans are just not built for the water, and adaptive equipment only makes them even more ungainly.]
[The parts of Robert that are sheathed in half-inflated water wings provide a handy distraction from the parts of Robert that aren't covered at all.]
Um...