[Don doesn't bother much with touchscreens either - most devices seem to have trouble reading his thick digits as fingers. At any rate, he prefers text commands over icons. GUIs are for wimps.]
Huh? [A vague sideways glance. His eyes don’t really leave the screen.] Mm-hmm.
[Sorry, Robert, your boyfriend is leaving you for a computer.]
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Huh? [A vague sideways glance. His eyes don’t really leave the screen.] Mm-hmm.
[Sorry, Robert, your boyfriend is leaving you for a computer.]