Hey, we're not gonna die, that's silly! Y'know, even if this wasn't a simulation or whatever. I've totally got this so don't worry!

[Man, look at all those dongles and doohickeys to press. As tempting as it is to just start pressing things and see where to go from there, Pascal decides ti might be a better idea to ask where to start first.]

Now which one of these thingies do I tappatap on to make it fly?