_{[ Oh. This. Okay, here we go. ]}

All right, so I'm guessing you watched a TV show called Star Trek, am I right?

Well, I am Captain Kirk, but not that Captain Kirk. I'm a different one, forged by a splitting of time streams. So I am him, just not the one you know. And yes, my ship is called the Enterprise and yes, my lieutenant is Spock.

_{[ That made perfect sense. Of course it did. ]}