[Don gets up, walks the few steps to the river, and snakes one end of the tube into it. The other end he drags up to the contraption, and weaves it around like a climbing vine, leaving the top sticking up above the invention/sculpture. Then he leans over and slurps from the tube like a giant straw, spitting out the water that ends up in his mouth. After he does that, the tube continues to spurt, sprinkling down over the various levels of the contraption. The result is something like a strange post-modern fountain.]
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Water.