Thirty-Third and a half Theory [Action/Illusion]

[i_speak_softly]

[Today Donatello is lying on the couch in House 55, staring into space. He's sick and he knows for a fact that he's hallucinating, so he will not be at all disturbed by anything that might present itself to his vision. It's only a product of his feverish brain, after all...]

((Go on and barge into his house, fourth-wallers. Replies may not be entirely coherent, but they will at least be agreeable.))

Comments

[ownseverything.livejournal.com]

[AND GOOGLE APPEARS. And he looks mildly surprised to be consulted but]

What's up, deviantART?

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

Can you translate 私の父は日本からです。 for me?

[ownseverything.livejournal.com]

[...! Okay, activating Google Translate now. His right (blue) eye flashes briefly as he makes the query]

"My father is from Japan."

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

Arigato, Googie-taicho.

[ownseverything.livejournal.com]

[Yeah whatever he'll just lurk here. And consider the merits of putting up some ads here. Carry on.]

[i_speak_softly]

[Oh, so that's how the translation magic works. Strange how it's invisible to non-delirious eyes.]

[He watches Art-san blankly.]

Uh?

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

I have art of him too! Your Otousan I mean.

[i_speak_softly]

[Even blanker look.]

[theartinyou.livejournal.com]

Are you okay, D-chan?

[i_speak_softly]

... I don't know who you are.