Thirty-Fifth Theory [Voice]

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[Donatello has been 98.7% certain that this rather bizarre experiment has passed him by, as he remained snug and warm in House 55, in accordance with the semi-natural hibernal habits of mutated terrapins. As he reflects on the past few days, though, he notices that the frequency with which his brothers have been informing him that he is spouting excessive quantities of facts and data is statistically unprecedented. He decides to test a theory.]

Someone ask me a question.

((Don's effect is that he's even more of a super-brain than usual. Please test the mun's research abilities.))

Comments

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[i_speak_softly]

Something like that.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

How's it going so far?

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[i_speak_softly]

A pattern of results begins to emerge.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

Should I ask another question?

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[i_speak_softly]

If you wouldn't mind.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

No problem. Ummm...What year was pizza invented?

[ is she trolling? maybe. but it was also the first thing that came to mind. ]

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[i_speak_softly]

[He notices nothing.] Pizza-like foods date back to the Stone Age. The exact year is impossible to determine.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

[ she chuckles. ] All right, here's something less obscure. What makes red velvet cake red?

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[i_speak_softly]

Beetroot is traditionally used for coloring, but originally the red came from the anthocyanin in the cocoa powder.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

Really? I guess a natural ingredient would effect the cake less than food coloring.

Should I keep them coming?

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[i_speak_softly]

I think my question is pretty well answered, but I'm happy to answer more of yours.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

That's what I mean, did you want me to ask more. I'm kind of drawing a blank on what to ask about, though.

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[i_speak_softly]

That's okay. Can I ask about you now?

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

Go for it.

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[i_speak_softly]

Where are you from, Elena, and how do you like this experiment?

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

I'm from a town called Mystic Falls in Virgina. And I don't think I'm qualified to answer. It hasn't really effected me. [ yet. she'll later wake up with her boyfriend's body (http://adeadringer.livejournal.com/5913.html) instead of her own. ] I know my friend doesn't like it.

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[i_speak_softly]

A lot of people don't seem to like it. It's kind of interesting how the experiments are almost always negative.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

How are you liking it?

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[i_speak_softly]

... Undecided.

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[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

[ she takes that to mean that he's effected, but doesn't ask how. ]

What is the experiment, exactly? There doesn't seem to be a theme to it.

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[i_speak_softly]

I don't know. Maybe someone should take a survey and look for patterns.