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Thirty-Fifth Theory [Voice]

[Donatello has been 98.7% certain that this rather bizarre experiment has passed him by, as he remained snug and warm in House 55, in accordance with the semi-natural hibernal habits of mutated terrapins. As he reflects on the past few days, though, he notices that the frequency with which his brothers have been informing him that he is spouting excessive quantities of facts and data is statistically unprecedented. He decides to test a theory.]

Someone ask me a question.

((Don's effect is that he's even more of a super-brain than usual. Please test the mun's research abilities.))

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There's gotta be some limits to the knowledge, though. Like -- oh! What goes best with red pumps?

... Red pipes?

Pumps, Don. Pumps.

What kind of pumps are we talking about?

The kicking kind. Shoes.

Oh. I - I think the answer to that is mostly subjective.

And that's not a cop-out?

[No answer but the scratching of a pen. Whatever Don's writing can't be seen.]

...Still there?

Mm-hm. [He's listening.]

Don't you think it's a little rude to punk out on a girl, mid-conversation?

Sorry, got distracted... What was the question?

Maybe I'll just ask Shiki about the pumps instead.

Probably a good idea.

How about I let you get back your question answering, Don.

I'll do that. Thanks for your help, Buffy.

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