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Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for [livejournal.com profile] talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]
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[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I got a friend back home who's a talkin' uh...what's it called? Triceretops. There's a whole planet full of 'em floatin' through space or whatever.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, for real? You gotta be making that up.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Swear on my life I'm tellin' the truth. I've been there. Spent three weeks locked in solitary in one of their prisons.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
That is both awesome and full of suck at the same time.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, we got out. Raised some hell while doin' it, too. We used their prime leader as a hostage.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
And I thought my life was crazy.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's Turtle Luck for ya.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I'm still breathin', so it can't be all bad.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
There is that. And this is a good thing, as this place would be dull without you.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Psh. What do I do that's so interesting, besides bein' a turtle.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Being yourself, for one thing.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you start gettin' mushy on me, stick-boy.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Stick-boy? I'm not that scrawny, am I?

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Scrawniest person I know.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on. That's a lie.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you gotta keep in mind I don't know that many people. But yep. You're pretty damn scrawny.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm bulking up at least a little, right? I've gain some muscle mass, haven't I?

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, but we've been keepin' it pretty low impact. Warm-ups and kata ain't gonna give you much bulk.

We could add in some weight trainin' if you want to. I got a whole set at home.

[identity profile] causeblocked.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh... I dunno. I think what we're doing is fine...

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you're just gonna have to live with me callin' you Twiggy.

[identity profile] meanandgreen.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He just chuckles.]
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