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Thirty-Third and a half Theory [Action/Illusion]

[Today Donatello is lying on the couch in House 55, staring into space. He's sick and he knows for a fact that he's hallucinating, so he will not be at all disturbed by anything that might present itself to his vision. It's only a product of his feverish brain, after all...]

((Go on and barge into his house, fourth-wallers. Replies may not be entirely coherent, but they will at least be agreeable.))

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Sorry, that's mine. [The mound of used tissues drifting across the floor, that is.]

Donatello?

[Also searching images. Nothing.] Do I know you?

I'm deviatArt, ne! Konichiwa!

Ohayo gozaimas, Art-san... [The translation magic. It's doing weird things again. Not that Don is coherent enough to really notice.]

Uwahhhhhhh! You know Nihongo? Sugoi!

Hai, < my father is from Japan >.

(( < > indicates stuff beyond my totally fake translation abilities.))

[AND GOOGLE APPEARS. And he looks mildly surprised to be consulted but]

What's up, deviantART?

Can you translate 私の父は日本からです。 for me?

[...! Okay, activating Google Translate now. His right (blue) eye flashes briefly as he makes the query]

"My father is from Japan."

Arigato, Googie-taicho.

[Yeah whatever he'll just lurk here. And consider the merits of putting up some ads here. Carry on.]

[Oh, so that's how the translation magic works. Strange how it's invisible to non-delirious eyes.]

[He watches Art-san blankly.]

Uh?

I have art of him too! Your Otousan I mean.

[Even blanker look.]

Are you okay, D-chan?

... I don't know who you are.

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