i_speak_softly | Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

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Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for

talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

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It's true, man. Humans are the most freakish creatures there are.

How you guys ever took over the world is a mystery to me. If that meteor didn't wipe 'em all out, bet you'd all be talkin' dinosaurs right now.

We're crafty little sons of bitches, that's how.

...Dude, I would've loved to have been born a talking dinosaur.

I got a friend back home who's a talkin' uh...what's it called? Triceretops. There's a whole planet full of 'em floatin' through space or whatever.

Shit, for real? You gotta be making that up.

Swear on my life I'm tellin' the truth. I've been there. Spent three weeks locked in solitary in one of their prisons.

That is both awesome and full of suck at the same time.

Eh, we got out. Raised some hell while doin' it, too. We used their prime leader as a hostage.

And I thought my life was crazy.

That's Turtle Luck for ya.

Is it really that bad?

I dunno. I'm still breathin', so it can't be all bad.

There is that. And this is a good thing, as this place would be dull without you.

Psh. What do I do that's so interesting, besides bein' a turtle.

Being yourself, for one thing.

Don't you start gettin' mushy on me, stick-boy.

Stick-boy? I'm not that scrawny, am I?

Scrawniest person I know.

Oh come on. That's a lie.

Well, you gotta keep in mind I don't know that many people. But yep. You're pretty damn scrawny.

But I'm bulking up at least a little, right? I've gain some muscle mass, haven't I?

Well yeah, but we've been keepin' it pretty low impact. Warm-ups and kata ain't gonna give you much bulk.

We could add in some weight trainin' if you want to. I got a whole set at home.

Eh... I dunno. I think what we're doing is fine...

Then you're just gonna have to live with me callin' you Twiggy.

So lame.

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