Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

[i_speak_softly]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

Comments

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You're kinda lucky you got built-in clothing.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me. I hate clothes, but I'm glad you people wear 'em. [He shudders.] I've seen way too many humans with their dangly bits hangin' out around here. It's like the Mallys love seein' people naked.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Isamu laughs again.]

I'm sorry we offend your poor turtle eyes.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Yeah! You better be! It's like you're all freaks of nature or somethin'!

[Yes, he's being hypocritical on purpose.]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

It's true, man. Humans are the most freakish creatures there are.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

How you guys ever took over the world is a mystery to me. If that meteor didn't wipe 'em all out, bet you'd all be talkin' dinosaurs right now.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

We're crafty little sons of bitches, that's how.

...Dude, I would've loved to have been born a talking dinosaur.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I got a friend back home who's a talkin' uh...what's it called? Triceretops. There's a whole planet full of 'em floatin' through space or whatever.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Shit, for real? You gotta be making that up.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Swear on my life I'm tellin' the truth. I've been there. Spent three weeks locked in solitary in one of their prisons.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

That is both awesome and full of suck at the same time.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Eh, we got out. Raised some hell while doin' it, too. We used their prime leader as a hostage.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

And I thought my life was crazy.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

That's Turtle Luck for ya.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Is it really that bad?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I'm still breathin', so it can't be all bad.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

There is that. And this is a good thing, as this place would be dull without you.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Psh. What do I do that's so interesting, besides bein' a turtle.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Being yourself, for one thing.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Don't you start gettin' mushy on me, stick-boy.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Stick-boy? I'm not that scrawny, am I?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Scrawniest person I know.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. That's a lie.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Well, you gotta keep in mind I don't know that many people. But yep. You're pretty damn scrawny.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

But I'm bulking up at least a little, right? I've gain some muscle mass, haven't I?