Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

[i_speak_softly]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

Comments

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[That gets Isamu laughing.] A pink monkey boy! Wow.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Keep laughin', saru. That's you.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I know you mean me, but it's such a ridiculous description. Like something an alien on some sci-fi special would use.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

And you don't think that's what humans might look like to us?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the word you're looking for is "apes". Monkeys have tails.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You know what I meant.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Of course I know.

...What's wrong with my hat, anyway?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I've seen better.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Psh. You're just jealous you don't have one like it.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that's gotta be it.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm sure we can find you a nice beanie or something.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He snorts, not quite a laugh.]

Reminds me of the time a friend of ours dressed us up like gangsters for disguises. Had these weird sunglasses and everything.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I would've loved to have seen that.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

It was...interesting. I got no idea how people can fight like that. It's way too restricting for my taste.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You're kinda lucky you got built-in clothing.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me. I hate clothes, but I'm glad you people wear 'em. [He shudders.] I've seen way too many humans with their dangly bits hangin' out around here. It's like the Mallys love seein' people naked.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[Isamu laughs again.]

I'm sorry we offend your poor turtle eyes.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Yeah! You better be! It's like you're all freaks of nature or somethin'!

[Yes, he's being hypocritical on purpose.]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

It's true, man. Humans are the most freakish creatures there are.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

How you guys ever took over the world is a mystery to me. If that meteor didn't wipe 'em all out, bet you'd all be talkin' dinosaurs right now.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

We're crafty little sons of bitches, that's how.

...Dude, I would've loved to have been born a talking dinosaur.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I got a friend back home who's a talkin' uh...what's it called? Triceretops. There's a whole planet full of 'em floatin' through space or whatever.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Shit, for real? You gotta be making that up.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Swear on my life I'm tellin' the truth. I've been there. Spent three weeks locked in solitary in one of their prisons.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

That is both awesome and full of suck at the same time.