Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

[i_speak_softly]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

Comments

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I could do blades, but then we got the terrain problem again.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You need some hardcore all-terrain blades.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

They got somethin' like that?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but maybe your bro could rig something up.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Maybe. No hurt in askin'.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You should give that a go. I wanna know how it turns out.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You just wanna laugh at a turtle on roller skates.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty damn funny, not gonna lie.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Moron. Rather be a rollerbladin' turtle than a pink monkey-boy wearin' that stupid hat every day of his life.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[That gets Isamu laughing.] A pink monkey boy! Wow.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Keep laughin', saru. That's you.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I know you mean me, but it's such a ridiculous description. Like something an alien on some sci-fi special would use.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

And you don't think that's what humans might look like to us?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the word you're looking for is "apes". Monkeys have tails.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You know what I meant.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Of course I know.

...What's wrong with my hat, anyway?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I've seen better.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Psh. You're just jealous you don't have one like it.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that's gotta be it.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm sure we can find you a nice beanie or something.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He snorts, not quite a laugh.]

Reminds me of the time a friend of ours dressed us up like gangsters for disguises. Had these weird sunglasses and everything.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I would've loved to have seen that.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

It was...interesting. I got no idea how people can fight like that. It's way too restricting for my taste.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You're kinda lucky you got built-in clothing.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me. I hate clothes, but I'm glad you people wear 'em. [He shudders.] I've seen way too many humans with their dangly bits hangin' out around here. It's like the Mallys love seein' people naked.