Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

[i_speak_softly]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

Comments

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You have any idea how dumb I'd look pedaling a fake motorcycle? Yeah, pass. Don said something of the same thing too. Not happening.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Hey, man. At least it'd be a vehicle. Can't say there's many of those around.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Think I'd rather walk.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

There's gotta be something cool he could build that wouldn't involve an engine.

What about a skateboard?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I haven't boarded in years. That's more my brother Mikey's thing. Plus they got no sidewalks here or anything.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Guess you have a point...

Heh. He should get to work on a flying machine.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Only if we could make it run off nothin'. Not like we can swing by the gas station on the corner.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Da Vinci's stuff didn't have an engine, did they?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You forgot about the 'not lookin' dumb' part.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

So picky.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I know what I like. Sue me.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

What about rollerblades?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I could do blades, but then we got the terrain problem again.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You need some hardcore all-terrain blades.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

They got somethin' like that?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but maybe your bro could rig something up.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Maybe. No hurt in askin'.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You should give that a go. I wanna know how it turns out.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You just wanna laugh at a turtle on roller skates.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty damn funny, not gonna lie.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Moron. Rather be a rollerbladin' turtle than a pink monkey-boy wearin' that stupid hat every day of his life.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

[That gets Isamu laughing.] A pink monkey boy! Wow.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Keep laughin', saru. That's you.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

I know you mean me, but it's such a ridiculous description. Like something an alien on some sci-fi special would use.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

And you don't think that's what humans might look like to us?