Thirty-Sixth Theory [Voice]

[i_speak_softly]

Girl with the Ducati that my brother won't shut up about... I didn't get your name, but I finished your bicycle.

[He's looking for talktomyguns, not realizing she was sent home earlier in the week. Someone please ruin his day.]

Comments

/threadjack B|

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Okay, Don, Isamu? Raph's gonna kill you both.]

The bike, you moron. I don't even know the girl's name.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get to know her if you have so much in common.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

And exactly how much do you think we got in common? [He's a giant talking turtle, Isamu. In case you've forgotten.] One thing. She had a bike, she liked it. And she didn't even know how many cylinders it had! Come on. How could you have a Ducati and not know anything about it!?

[Yeah this is what Don meant when he said Raph "Won't shut up."]

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

So maybe you should discuss bikes with her. Teach her a few things.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Sure could learn a thing or two. I'd kill for a bike like that. It ain't right.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Can't get your brother to piece one together for you?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

We tried. I actually got one sittin' half-finished in the house, but we got no way of building an engine. Even Don can't figure it out, and that's sayin' something.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

What if you just made it LOOK like the real thing, but it had to be pedaled?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You have any idea how dumb I'd look pedaling a fake motorcycle? Yeah, pass. Don said something of the same thing too. Not happening.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Hey, man. At least it'd be a vehicle. Can't say there's many of those around.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Think I'd rather walk.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

There's gotta be something cool he could build that wouldn't involve an engine.

What about a skateboard?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I haven't boarded in years. That's more my brother Mikey's thing. Plus they got no sidewalks here or anything.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Guess you have a point...

Heh. He should get to work on a flying machine.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Only if we could make it run off nothin'. Not like we can swing by the gas station on the corner.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Da Vinci's stuff didn't have an engine, did they?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You forgot about the 'not lookin' dumb' part.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

So picky.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I know what I like. Sue me.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

What about rollerblades?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I could do blades, but then we got the terrain problem again.

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

You need some hardcore all-terrain blades.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

They got somethin' like that?

[causeblocked.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but maybe your bro could rig something up.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Maybe. No hurt in askin'.